2Day

i fucking tore down a fucking shed. FUCKING SICK. chilling with a crowbar, goggles, a mask, a hat, and my fucking supreme power. only if my cousin brought her camera, would have been gnarly. Before that dad and i played darts and he merked me, not fair. now im waiting for my couin to pick me up and bring me to my uncles house for his surprise party, woot.

peas out.

Banana The Budgie

We bought four, but this ones mine. His/Her name is Banana

So I Took a Personality Test

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

The Word "Bologna" Thought #12

While you are reading and you see the word "Bologna", do you automatically read how you see it? or do you say it the proper way? In my point of view, this word is one of the most stupidest words ever encountered in human history. I read it the way i see it, because i am a grammar rebel. I say BAH-LOG-NAH opposed to BAH-LOW-KNEE, and/or "baloney". Where in the fuck does the extra "a,e, and y" come from? This is pure English bullshit. Fuck you BAH-LOG-NAH and your fucking mother.

Sick Song#1

That's right, bitch.

Happy Feet

This movie is the most uplifting movie i ever seen. Brings smiles to my face, i actually laughed out loud. Watch it, youll be happy for the rest of your life.

Pop Bottles

OK, start with straight shots and then pop bottles,
Pour it on the models,
Shut up bitch, swallow,
If you can't swallow,
Shut up bitch, gargle.

lol.

One Heart , One Relationship. (Though #11)

A single human body consist of one heart, the one muscle that helps one to survive. Physically and also Emotionally. One beat of a heart can pump masses amount of blood everywhere to ones body, emotionally; one beat can pump masses amount of love to ones other half. If one has one heart and is set to ones other half, there is no other. The word cheat is defined as " To mislead". If one has that one heart to love another, one should not mislead. Your one heart should be set to the ONE person you love, the ONE you care about, and the ONE who your heart beats for. That is why, I personally think people have one heart(emotionally).

Fuck You Cheaters.

Sick

That is TOO cool

I got new shoes, they're made from Hemp.

I got new shoes, they're made from hemp. But i got no new board to break them in.
ahu ahu

Nose Bleeds

They suck. I woke up 1am in the morning, tasting blood in my fucking mouth. I tried all techniques to make it stop; pinching my nose and getting my body to a cooler temperature. None of them worked, so i was like wtfx2. Got up went to the washroom spat out the blood. Went downstairs to eat some gnarly meats with teh bbq sauz, omg g000d. Then went back to bed, couldn't sleep so i listened to some techno music. That shit is mad trippy when your sleepy, but it worked. Anywas that was my night.

^ that was the song i listened to.

Thought #10

This is my first double digit thought, the number 10. Today's random thought concludes all my lonely number thoughts, and firmly introduces my thought that isn't single. What I am thinking, as of right now at 10:53PM, is that i love her. My second thought is that i need her. My third thought is that I long for her. She is the one who got away, and i just realized AGAIN what i lost.

Anyways, my legs are mad tired got a new longboard. Well not so new, but to sort of say new as in received and added into my skateboard inventory. Co-worker gave it to me, rides smooth, ill post pics tomorrow. I still miss my skateboard though, seriously. I like pomegranate juice and plan to buy the 1.4L jug every week, and i still need to buy the damn metropass for june. fucking slacker phil, save your fucking money.

puneeeeeeeeeeeta

Owl Joke.

If a White Owl says "hoot, hoot". What does a Black Owl say?
A black Owl says "Who dat?, Who dat?"

Ahahaha, lol.

A Mean Joke That Will Make YOU Laugh, sure as hell i did.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Nothing.


First time i heard this, i LOLd.

Cool Yo

Fuck Off Man

Puneta. There goes my summer, either two weeks till i get enoguh money for a new deck. son of a bitch.

Banana

Thought #9

Not really a thought, but more like a exposure of whats in my mind. I decided to go for a walk. The walk was pretty cool, walking around and realizing how ghetto my area is. Fuck its mad grimey brosefs. Just walking around by myself listening to some music brings peace in my inner self and enables me to free my mind and get to know myself better. I changed.

To conclude this random blurb, this is a quote from Rick Ross.

"Who the fuck you think you fucking with, im the fucking boss"
(Ross,Rick. Everyday Im Hustlin. Verse 1, Line 1)

Mahalo

Mahalo is a Hawaiian word meaning thanks, gratitude, admiration, praise, esteem, regards, respects. According to the Pukui and Elbert Hawaiian Dictionary, it is derived from the Proto-Polynesian masalo.

Mahalo everyone.

Pretty Cool

Thought #8

I ran out of thoughts completely. I cant function, i cant think. But when i do think, sometimes i want to stop. Sometimes it runs through my mind like a movie. In order to cease, i go outside, get some air and chill the fuck out. Either that or play tetris. Man this shit is fucked, im going to eat some poptarts.

Katt Williams

This guy made my fucking night and morning as we speak.
Sheer definition of "lol"

Thought #7

So there is this girl right...